Wednesday, October 7, 2009

Smart States Vs Stupid States

US News printed an article based on research by Life's DHA (www.lifesdha.com) that factors brain health and activity based on demographic diet, lifestyle, habits, etc.

The Top 10 were rather predictible, mostly in the northeast of the US.
The list (from #10-#1):
NH, ME, NJ, MA, CO, CT, VT, WA, MD, and #1 was Washington DC.
Washington State was the odd man out, but didn't surprise me. Lots of fresh food and seafood diet, I didn't see any fatties in Seattle either. DC is the most fit city I have been to, though. Remember people! Health leads to mental sharpness (but don't expect that from a Affliction / UFC meathead douches. They are a mystery).

Now the Bottom 10 were much more predictable.
The list (from #41-#50):
IN, ND, SC, AR, KY, TN, MS, AL, OK, and last LA.
The shocker for me was that LA beat out MS. I only say that because MS is the worst state I have been to, and I personally don't like it at all. No offence to you MS folks. I would rather live in Saudi again than go there again. HEYO!

Let's politicize this. Notice that most of the Top 10 are traditionally "blue" states, while the bottom are DEFINITELY "red" states. Just throwing that fire in there. Have fun.

Remember.... I hate you all.

3 comments:

  1. First of all, this study is completely stupid. How is one going to base intelligence on what is eaten? Let's look at North Korea and Africa. They definitely have an "all natural" diet: not a McDonalds in sight. But they are stupid.. can't even get out of the dark age; so there.
    Secondly, I grow tired of your anti-George W. Bush rhetoric that man is a freakin genius. And I am from Oklahoma and I am one of the smartest poeple I kno!!
    I might kill you soon.

    Love, jth

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  2. 1st of all Africa doesn't have a diet at all. Next North Korea is actually a very isolated flourishing, self-sustaining country. True it's elite are incredibly rich, and no middle-class makes a great divide between the rich and poor. The West is just jealous of them because they can make it without taking anything from them, while a lunatic is in power, because under GW Bush (the western lunatic) the same did not hold true.

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  3. I think both of you should get back to work... wait, make me a sandwich first THEN get back to work.

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