Tuesday, August 7, 2012

Well, College Was Useless

I realized that my blog is called THAT ANGRY BROWN GUY. I haven't written in my asshole/'angry brown guy'/dipshit alter-ego. Well, he's back. You are welcome, Umairica.


It’s the first time I have been following the Olympics. I love how passionate and dedicated everyone of these Olympians are. I realize I am not excellent at anything. I am decent at a few things, but not awesomely awesome! 

Lesson? A business (and majority of college degrees) degree will more than likely lead you to working for some chump companies just to make an average life, while some C-levels make crazy money of you and all your fellow subordinates. True, you can eventually be a C-level, if that is a goal, but more than likely, you run a company that doesn’t do anything special or innovative. Yeah, Negative Ned is in town, to show you how horrible your life is. 

You are never going to be a Jeff Bezos, Steve Jobs, Bill Gates, or Mark Zuckerburg. Give up, bitches!! Did you see the Mars landing of CURIOSITY yesterday? Did you see how excited all the people at NASA control center were? You will never feel that accomplished or excited with your job. You will never work in the team that is on the quest for the ‘God-particle’; now that level of ambition is alien to you and all your loser friends!! 

Yeah. Sit down. Talk about sports, watch more TV, buy more things, be more in debt, waste your weekends and money drinking beer. Dream about traveling the world, and making a difference. Dream about making money that you will eventually waste on useless things. 

Hey you. Yeah I am putting you down. Don’t worry. I am there right next to you. 

Fuck this. Things I should do: cancel cable, cut down/out drinking, surround myself with creative-types/solo-entrepreneur/idea-men, etc. 

But that’s not going to happen.  Let’s all shop at Wal-Mart and eat at Chilis. 

(whomp whomp)

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