Here is a disclaimer. I don’t watch golf. I don’t follow Tiger Woods. I don’t listen to celebrity gossip. Due to the media frenzy about Tiger Woods’ issues, the common theme on the internet, and status updates on FB (or whatever other social-sites used), I noticed people really have strong, definite opinions and ‘incite’ into Tiger Woods’ situation. Maybe Tiger is not the asshole here, maybe it’s his wife… or maybe he just is.
A truly happy couple never cheat on each other. Just saying. I agree that there is no excuse for cheating, an his behavior is universally incongruous. But I always say a truly happy couple never cheat on each other. If you have cheated or been cheated on, you or the other person saw that something was missing in the relationship, and it could be very little simple things.
According to the mass, unanimously he is an asshole / douche / misogynist. The public and media ‘analysts’ seem to have demonized him and have their minds made up. Maybe Tiger is a womanizer, an ass, and he did an excellent job of fooling the world otherwise. He is one of the richest athletes in the world, and they probably don’t have a prenup; you can’t really leave someone based on not being in love with them and not lose half of what you worked for. I know that is an asshole thing to say, but put yourself in those shoes. Maybe he feels like his wife contributes nothing to his life anymore; he earned everything he has now, and wants her to have the same work ethic; she just probably takes and takes. Or he is frustrated sexually, she just lays there. As Jason Segal said in ‘I Love You, Man’, it’s time to “give it back, yeah? (wink) Return the favor”. His wife could be a monster bitch, total Bridezilla-type (thank you The Soup, for showing me those insane wedding-obsessed losers). Or his wife is probably the sweetest, most caring person, and he simply cheated. You see? It’s a lot of “maybes”.
The major issue here has nothing to do with Tiger Woods and his personal life. None of us know him and the situation personally, but so many have made up there minds and voiced opinions. I just came up with plethora of different speculative situations above. But they have no weight because I don’t know. And most importantly I do not care, and neither should you. He does not represent anybody, he does not have public dependents, his personal life hiccups don’t affect anyone other than the people he is personally involved with. So you should not care. It’s not as if he is a politician and his new policy might effect you and many others. This does not mean that he is a better or worse person than perceived. He is flawed, like a human being. How many friends or relatives do you know that have cheated, and still are stand-up, respectable characters? I do. People slip. You forgive, and move on.
All of you people who are engrossed in celebrity gossip, get a hobby, something creative. Stop putting so much time into other people’s lives, and forming opinions on them. It is mentally unhealthy, and uninteresting. All of us, myself included, get involved in this garbage-entertainment culture, like celebrity gossip news or reality TV shows. All of us who have watched any reality shows, come out feeling superior to the people on the show because you seem sane or more controlled than the subjects. I don’t like thinking that I am better than others, it makes me bitter, and gives me a skewed perspective of people. Look at Fox News anchors, so much aggression, ignorance, and bigotry. Why do you think they are so angry? (l love inserting a little slapping reference to Fox News whenever I can). I try to stay away as much as possible because the news and shows are dramatically bias, and why not, they get major ratings. Trust me, it’s better for you to stay away.
To sign off, all I have to say about the whole Tiger Woods thing: to keep him happy, make some sandwiches woman! That is the key to a man’s heart. Heyo! Or should I say Mayo!
A truly happy couple never cheat on each other. Just saying. I agree that there is no excuse for cheating, an his behavior is universally incongruous. But I always say a truly happy couple never cheat on each other. If you have cheated or been cheated on, you or the other person saw that something was missing in the relationship, and it could be very little simple things.
According to the mass, unanimously he is an asshole / douche / misogynist. The public and media ‘analysts’ seem to have demonized him and have their minds made up. Maybe Tiger is a womanizer, an ass, and he did an excellent job of fooling the world otherwise. He is one of the richest athletes in the world, and they probably don’t have a prenup; you can’t really leave someone based on not being in love with them and not lose half of what you worked for. I know that is an asshole thing to say, but put yourself in those shoes. Maybe he feels like his wife contributes nothing to his life anymore; he earned everything he has now, and wants her to have the same work ethic; she just probably takes and takes. Or he is frustrated sexually, she just lays there. As Jason Segal said in ‘I Love You, Man’, it’s time to “give it back, yeah? (wink) Return the favor”. His wife could be a monster bitch, total Bridezilla-type (thank you The Soup, for showing me those insane wedding-obsessed losers). Or his wife is probably the sweetest, most caring person, and he simply cheated. You see? It’s a lot of “maybes”.
The major issue here has nothing to do with Tiger Woods and his personal life. None of us know him and the situation personally, but so many have made up there minds and voiced opinions. I just came up with plethora of different speculative situations above. But they have no weight because I don’t know. And most importantly I do not care, and neither should you. He does not represent anybody, he does not have public dependents, his personal life hiccups don’t affect anyone other than the people he is personally involved with. So you should not care. It’s not as if he is a politician and his new policy might effect you and many others. This does not mean that he is a better or worse person than perceived. He is flawed, like a human being. How many friends or relatives do you know that have cheated, and still are stand-up, respectable characters? I do. People slip. You forgive, and move on.
All of you people who are engrossed in celebrity gossip, get a hobby, something creative. Stop putting so much time into other people’s lives, and forming opinions on them. It is mentally unhealthy, and uninteresting. All of us, myself included, get involved in this garbage-entertainment culture, like celebrity gossip news or reality TV shows. All of us who have watched any reality shows, come out feeling superior to the people on the show because you seem sane or more controlled than the subjects. I don’t like thinking that I am better than others, it makes me bitter, and gives me a skewed perspective of people. Look at Fox News anchors, so much aggression, ignorance, and bigotry. Why do you think they are so angry? (l love inserting a little slapping reference to Fox News whenever I can). I try to stay away as much as possible because the news and shows are dramatically bias, and why not, they get major ratings. Trust me, it’s better for you to stay away.
To sign off, all I have to say about the whole Tiger Woods thing: to keep him happy, make some sandwiches woman! That is the key to a man’s heart. Heyo! Or should I say Mayo!
Oh my gosh that is the most genius Tiger Woods narrative I have read this week! Well played Zedcore.
ReplyDeleteAnd you are right, even though I just ate lunch at a delicious cuban restaurant, I am already thinking about sandwiches...
Heya Umy,
ReplyDeleteIts Andy H. I agree with the celeb gossip thing. I think the only thing worse than following celeb gossip is (in no particular order) 1. pedophelia and 2. celebrity gossip columnists/commentators. Seriously, there should be a state registry for these fuckers. Where pedophiles must list their current address etc., gossip columnists must be required to go home every night and stare in the mirror, think long and hard about how much of a fucking waste their lives are and then punch themselves in the face. This must be filmed and then posted on their respective blogs.